FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
.........
Dilchasp Duaen
1.Pinki ko Dua Mili K Sada hansti muskruati rho,
Aj wo pagal khanay me he.
2.Ajmal ko Dua Mili K dunya teray isharay pr chalay,
aj wo traffic constable he
3.Tipu ko dua mili k teri zindagi me phool khiltay rhen,
aj wo school me mali he
4.Bublo ko dua mili k sda chamktay rho,
aj bablo k sr pe 1 b ball nahi.
5.munni ko dua mili hmesha logo k dukh daed me kam aao,
munni aj nurse hay.
AP BOLO APKO KYA DUA DI JAYE?
...................................
1 memon english sekhnay bush k pas gya.
2 months baad wapis aaya to usay bush ki call aai.
memon:'Who is speaking'?
Bush:'Bhaa!! Bush gal kara tou;:
................................
Aladdin ka chirag mila!
Me jin se bola,
is sms parhne wale ka dimag 10 guna zyada barha do!
"jin hans kar bola:Multiplication does not apply on zero!
.............................
Ab bhorsa kre to kre kis par
Faraz
Insan to insan Yha to Tofan
bhe topi krate hain.
..................................
Jeevan k mushkil raston pr
kon apka sath dega
Mummy/Papa
Nhi
Husband/Wife
Nhi
Brothr/Sistr
Nhi
Sirf or sirf
Apki
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Chapal"
A Message by Shakoor Mochi:-
.....................................
