Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.
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1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-DekhaMaine Kaha Tha NaLine Marti Hai..
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Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
.............................
Newton's law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding isdirectly propotional to thetemperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
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GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
.............................
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”..
!Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&Finally Wife..!!!
........................................
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrowexam’s
pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
........................................
Hey U KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
.............................................
1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana
2-Machar Ki malish karna
3-Chiunti ko kiss karna
4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana
5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.
.............................
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-DekhaMaine Kaha Tha NaLine Marti Hai..
...........................
Peshawar Ki Police Ka BheJawab Nhe Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
.............................
Newton's law of load shedding:
"The rate of load shedding isdirectly propotional to thetemperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant".
..............................
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
.............................
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”..
!Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&Finally Wife..!!!
........................................
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrowexam’s
pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
........................................
Hey U KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
.............................................
