Kiss SMS

Girl: Is dress ki kya price hay
Shopkeeper: Sirf panch kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: dus kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time.
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Love is blind
Be very kind
When I kiss you
Please don’t mind.
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Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
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What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
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