Husband - tum kon hoo
Wife - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
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Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,
Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!
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Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
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Wife: Apko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi ..?
Husband: Mujay to tumhari ye mazaq krny ki adat bohat achi lagti hay....
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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
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Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
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Husband apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha k achanak bijli chamki,badal garje,jor se barish shuru hui..dukhi HUSBAND bola: Lagta hai pahanch gayee.
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Wife - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai
...................
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
.....................
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
..................
Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.
....................
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
..................
Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,
Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!
...........................
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
.........................
Wife: Apko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi ..?
Husband: Mujay to tumhari ye mazaq krny ki adat bohat achi lagti hay....
..........................
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
...........................
Husband: You will never succeed
in making that dog obeys you!
Wife: Well, it?s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with you at first.
...............................
Husband apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha k achanak bijli chamki,badal garje,jor se barish shuru hui..dukhi HUSBAND bola: Lagta hai pahanch gayee.
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